December 2011
lostthehat:
The difference between their goodbyes in The War Games always gets to me. And it hurts.
Just how they approach it differently alone: the Doctor and Jamie’s handshake versus Zoe and the Doctor not touching at all, despite being very tactile as a team, suggests that Zoe is already closing herself off, and Jamie even has to initiate that final contact with Zoe as they walk off,...
Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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It is not (hell, the one unicorn gets killed)
Think again, people. This is nightmare fuel.
Seriously.
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Rumor: Epic Mickey 2 to Drop in Fall 2012
daiboken:
A sequel to the darker Disney title, Epic Mickey, is on the way, according to a poster from NeoGAF forums. The title, which is apparently going to be released in Fall 2012, will not only feature co-op (possibly with Oswald?), but it will no longer be a Nintendo-only title: Disney has apparently gone multi-platform, bringing Mickey to the PS3 and Xbox 360 as well. Considering that...
lostthehat:
Oh, Doctor, you’re so nice to catch Jamie when he falls.
And to hold onto him for a prolonged period of time for reassurance after his ordeal
And he might be cold, too, so it’s nice that you’re there to warm him up; you better stay close.
All in a day’s work. Good job, Doctor.
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Decided to replay Epic Mickey
I’m all sad because I am terrible at saving the Wasteland. Seriously. Ugh I am gonna have a terrible ending.
And once again I feel awful whenever I have to use thinner on anything. I just hear Jessica Rabbit in my head being all OH MY GOD IT’S DIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!
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Strongly strooooongly considering making an Oswald...
But I can’t decide if it should be an ask blog or just a regular blog.
It’s probably not a good idea to let Oswald on tumblr though, maybe I’d be better to go with the regular one. Plus I can’t exactly draw too well. But just think how hilarious it would be to have an ask blog.
I NEED OPINIONS. HALP HALP.
Justin's disney adventure: "Almost there" →
disneyjustin:
We’re almost through Philadelphia! We only have 8 more shows out of the 24. The audiences continue to fill out, it’s amazing. I must admit that the continues three show days are exhausting, but our Performance director is doing a great job of switching in spares and understudies and keeping each…
Ooh! Wish I coulda seen you as Naveen! Congrats!
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Babysitting my oldest nephew this morning for a bit. He’s never seen Animaniacs, so I’m fixing that.
Never let it be said that I’m not the best aunt ever.
“How do you know this song, Dee?”
“… I’ve seen it a lot of times.”
“This came on tv when I was like your age.”
“It doesn’t look that old.”
“How old do you think I am??”
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